Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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