not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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