I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
So. Much. Porn.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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