porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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