Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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