I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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