Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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