i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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