I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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