so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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