Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
