Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Still dying that you shit outside
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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