Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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