i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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