Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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