sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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