he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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