I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Watching her eat just hurts me
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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