Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i just google imaged poop.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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