i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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