Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
Randomize
