The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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