Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
