I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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