I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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