Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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