Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
