I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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