Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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