The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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