Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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