i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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