Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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