There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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