Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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