There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Bring me that man meat
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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