Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I understand Curling. That high.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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