Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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