I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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