Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
wakey wakey hands off snakey
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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