Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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