She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
just tell him i said nine months
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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