I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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