belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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