her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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