doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I think my vagina is haunted
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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