If i come over, it means nothing
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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