I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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