these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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