He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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