Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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