Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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