if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm always down for nudity.
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